THE FOLLOWING IS AN EMAIL I RECEIVED FROM A FRIEND THIS MORNING AND THOUGHT A LIGHTHEARTED AND ALSO A VERY SERIOUS LOOK AT WHAT WE’VE BECOME WAS IN ORDER…….THANKS CRAIG!

….SCENARIO….

jACK GOES QUAIL HUNTING BEFORE SCHOOL, PULLS INTO SCHOOL PARKING LOT WITH A SHOTGUN IN GUNRACK

1957 – VICE PRINCIPLE COMES OVER, LOOKS AT JACK’S SHOTGUN AND GOES TO HIS CAR AND GETS HIS GUN TO SHOW

2007- SCHOOL GOES INTO LOCK DOWN, FBI CALLED, JACK IS HAULED OFF TO JAIL AND NEVER SEES HIS GUN OR TRUCK AGAIN

SCENARIO – JOHNNY AND MARK GET INTO FIST FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL.

1957 – A CROWD GATHERS. MARK WINS. JOHNNY AND MARK SHAKE HANDS AND END UP BUDDIES.

2007 – POLICE CALLED, SWAT TEAM ARRIVES, ARRESTS JOHNNY AND MARK. CHARGES THEM WITH ASSAULT, BOTH ARE EXPELLED EVEN THOUGH JOHNNY STARTED IT

SCENARIO – JEFFERY WON’T BE STILL IN CLASS, DISRUPTS OTHER STUDENTS.

1957 – JEFFERY SENT TO OFFICE AND GIVEN A GOOD PADDLING BY PRINCIPLE. RETURNS TO CLASS. JEFFERY SITS STILL AND DOES NOT DISRUPT CLASS AGAIN

2007- JEFFERY GIVEN A HUGE DOSE OF RITALIN. BECOMES ZOMBIE. TESTED FOR ADD. SCHOOL GETS EXTRA MONEY FROM STATE BECAUSE JOHNNY HAS A DISABILITY.

SCENARIO – BILLY BREAKS A WINDOW IN HIS NEIGHBORS CAR, BILLY’S DAD GIVES HIM A WHIPPIN WITH HIS BELT.

1957 – BILLY IS MORE CAREFUL THE NEXT TIME. GROWS UP NORMAL, GOES TO COLLEGE, BECOMES A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN.

2007 – BILLY’S DAD IS ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE. BILLY REMOVED AND PLACED IN FOSTER CARE AND JOINS A GANG. STATE PSYCHOLOGIST TELLS BILLY’S SISTER THAT SHE REMEMBERS BEING ABUSED HERSELF. THEIR DAD GOES TO PRISON, BILLY’S MOM HAS AFFAIR WITH PSYCHOLOGIST.

SCENARIO – MARK GETS A HEADACHE AND TAKES SOME ASPRIN TO SCHOOL.

1957 – MARK SHARES ASPRIN WITH PRINCIPLE OUT ON SMOKING DOCK.

2007 – POLICE CALLED, MARK GETS EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR DRUG VIOLATION. HIS CAR SEARCHED FOR DRUGS AND WEAPONS.

SCENARIO – PEDRO FAILS HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH.

1957 – PEDRO GOES TO SUMMER SCHOOL, PASSES ENGLISH, GOES TO COLLEGE.

2007 – PEDRO’S CAUSE IS TAKEN UP BY THE STATE. NEWS PAPER ARTICLES APPEAR NATIONALLY EXPLAINING THAT TEACHING ENGLISH AS A  REQUIREMENT FOR GRADUATION IS RACIST. ACLU FILES CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST PEDRO’S TEACHER AND THE SCHOOL. ENGLISH IS BANNED FORM CORE CURRICULUM. PEDRO GIVEN DIPLOMA ANYWAY, BUT ENDS UP MOWING LAWNS FOR A LIVING BECAUSE HE CANNOT SPEAK ENGLISH

SCENARIO – JOHNNY TAKES APART LEFTOVER FIRECRACKERS FROM 4TH OF JULY. PUTS THEM IN A MODEL AIRPLANE PAINT BOTTLE, BLOWS UP A RED ANT BED.

1957 – ANTS DIE.

2007 – BATF, HOMELAND SECURITY, FBI CALLED, JOHNNY CHARGED WITH DOMESTIC TERRORISIUM, FBI INVESTIGATES PARENTS, SIBLINGS REMOVED FROM HOME, COMPUTERS CONFISCATED, JOHNNY’S DAD GOES ON A TERROR WATCH LIST AND IS NEVER ALLOWED TO FLY AGAIN.

SCENARIO – JOHNNY FALLS WHILE RUNNING DURING RECESS AND SCRAPES HIS KNEE. HE IS FOUND BY MARY HIS TEACHER CRYING, MARY HUGS HIM TO COMFORT HIM.

1957 – IN A SHORT TIME JOHNNY FEELS BETTER AND GOES ON PLAYING.

2007 – MARY IS ACCUSED OF BEING A SEXUAL PREDATOR AND LOSES HER JOB. SHE FACES 3 YEARS IN A STATE PRISON. JOHNNY UNDERGOES FIVE YEARS OF   THERAPY

THIS SHOULD BE READ BY EVERYONE OF HOW OVER REACTIVE AND STUPID WE’VE BECOME!

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